I would like to introduce you to my son's latest creative masterpiece. At his school, the kids often illustrate books and the teacher writes in the narrative as dictated to them. Sam's brought home a few of these, most having to do with fire trucks and fires.
Without further ado, I give you:
That's right, folks, the next great children's picture book. "Zombie Hill."
Aw, look at that nice guy in his nice house. Too bad we all know what happens to people in stories like this with names like "The Guy."
Isn't that always the way it goes? You want to climb Zombie Hill, but you do not know. YOU DO NOT KNOW. Look how happy he looks. Smiling and everything.
Yup, that's right. There are zombies on Zombie Hill. How could he possibly have known?
It doesn't seem to bother him too much. After all, he's still smiling.
Man, I hate it when that happens. Thats what you get for buying a house right next to Zombie Hill. New realtor, dude.
What's that?? A happy end for our hero? Well, well, well. Looks like The Guy has defied horror cliches and lived to fight it out again at his poorly researched long-term investment, The House at Zombie Hill.
Hope you had the hero shoot him in the head, honey. Otherwise I smell a sequel. But don't worry, Sam's Teachers, we'll cover that at the next The Walking Dead family viewing party.
6 months ago